By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Randomize
