Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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