I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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