That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
