hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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