Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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