Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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