But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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