When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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