ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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