is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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