I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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