ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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