apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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