So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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