And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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