tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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