North Korea, Best Korea!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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