I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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