After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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