if i can run in heels then i can drive
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.