i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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