ya dads aren't the best wingmen
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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