why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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