You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
is that a dick in a sweater?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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