Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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