I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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