I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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