it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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