do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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