i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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