if you like me you must not know who I am
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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