Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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