i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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