He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize
