there's paper in my vomit.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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