Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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