he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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