S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
