That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish they made helmets for livers.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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