I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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