I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
he's single and there are thong briefs.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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