Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
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It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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