Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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