Fuck appropriateness.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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