I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
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Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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