id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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