The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.