Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

I think I just saw someone hide a body.

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(817): View more from Texas

My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.

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(419): View more from Ohio

How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot

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(757): View more from Virginia

Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm

(1-757): View more from Virginia

Dick in a box?

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(530): View more from California

My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.

(916): View more from California

That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.

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