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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?

  (760): View more from California

  You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  eta to your mouth 5 minutes

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• (516): View more from New York

  So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong

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• (386): View more from Florida

  i now understand why vodka

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants

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