I think I just saw someone hide a body.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.