also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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