I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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