You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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