Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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