Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
and she was petting her beer can
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Randomize
