Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.